Fanny Pack Ruffles

fanny pack ruffles

Grab a bag of RUFFLES®, strap on this grease-less fanny pack, pop open a bottle of your favorite soft drink, and curl up on the couch next to your schnookie for a wonderful night of tear-jerk movies like Marley and Me, What's Eating Gilbert Grape?, The Perfect Storm, and Life is Beautiful. This fanny pack uses Tissue Technology, developed over the last 15 years at an accredited community college in the backwoods of central Pennsylvania, to double as a cheek dabber for those saltwater streams of sadness that are sure to be running down your pookie's face. Get yours today!

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