Start 'em Young with a Fanny Pack!

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You need to get your kids indoctrinated into the lifestyle and culture at an early age before they are exposed to the stereotypes and criticisms plaguing our society. It is also imperative that you have them watch TNT sitcoms on big screen TVs manufactured before the year 1993 in order to make the process more engaging.

Other recommendations:
1) Leather furniture
2) Plywood flooring
3) Cargo shorts
4) Don't wear socks with sneakers

Remember. You are raising future leaders of the world.

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