Protect Yourself with a Fanny Pack

girl wearing a fanny pack with a shotgun wow

"Stay the Hell away from my F@#%ing Fanny Pack!!!!!! Or I will pump yo guts fulla lead!!!!!! This is F@#%ing DESIGNER! DO YOU HEAR ME!!!! BACK THE F@#% OFF!!!! IT WASN'T EVEN ON SALE WHEN I BOUGHT IT! I PAID FULL PRICE FOR THIS $H!T AND IMA GONNA GET MY GODAM MONIES WORTH!!!"

Where else is she supposed to keep her cell phone, car keys, credit cards, and medication all in one place while still being able to wield a shotgun? On the hip.

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