How'd ja not brake yer iPhone, Mister Fanny Pack Shamester?

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Almost threw up when I saw this. It's utterly disgraceful for someone to couple the greatness of a fanny pack with the likes of cut-off short jorts, golf shoes, and spray on tans. Ugh.

Question: The time on the iPhone says 9:42 PM, while there is clearly bright light shining through the glass doors in the background... what's the deal with that?

Hypothesis: The aliens who dropped this guy off, are returning to pick him up so they can all go home and enjoy their snack of skim milk and fruit filled yogurt.

Other ideas?

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