Fanny Pack Poser!

fanny pack nerd

What a
disgrace! Looks like this dweeb picked out his wardrobe from the trash can of his 84 year old neighbor who just cleaned out his closet, and somebody else already looted out all the good stuff before Dweeb-face arrived. Can that pastel atrocity on his waist even be considered a fanny pack? What cargo carrying capabilities can it possibly posssess? If this loser owned a toothbrush he wouldn't even be able to carry it with him to the local Denny's. And what is up with his face? It looks like a reaction to someone calling him out as a fanny pack poser!

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