Fanny Pack Offensive!

O. M. G.
fanny pack travesty

Not only is this photo highly disturbing, but it further destroys the positive image that we all have been working so hard to maintain surrounding the fanny pack. This is a travesty. A tragedy. A catastrophe! Please stop undermining the fanny pack and it's hands-free capabilities! This guy is stuffing his face with mustard coated weiners and the child in the background is obviously terrified for his well-being! AHHH!!!

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